Support for Crypto Degenerates
Gains Anonymous: Where Your Crypto Passion Finds a Family. Dive into a world where your crypto adventures are celebrated and your dreams are nurtured.
Join a unique community that understands the highs and lows of degen life.
Connect with Fellow Degens Through $GANON
Discover the essence of Gains Anonymous: our mission to empower crypto enthusiasts, driven by shared values and a history steeped in innovation. Explore the principles fueling our quest for growth and community success.
We Tithe
But only to our own pockets
The $GANON token is the crown jewel for anyone who considers themselves a true crypto addict. In Gains Anonymous, we celebrate our wins and losses, by investing in our future.
When You Win: Always set aside at least 5% of your gains to buy $GANON.
When You Lose: If you take a loss, spend at least 10% of your remaining stack on $GANON.
Always Share: Brag about your wins and your losses—and yes, that includes the $GANON stacking in your wallet!
A Community Across All Chains
Welcome to Gains Anonymous (GA)—a parody-driven, yet heartwarmingly relatable support group for crypto degens who’ve let FOMO, moonshots, and airdrops take over their lives. Here, we embrace the chaos of crypto addiction but turn it into a badge of honor.
In the fast-paced, meme-fueled world of Web3, every degen needs a home. GA is that safe haven, where we laugh at our rug pulls, share our moonshot dreams, and sometimes confess the sins of our overleveraged past. Whether you’re chasing the next 100x or nursing the wounds of a wallet-draining gas war, GA is here to say: You’re not alone.
At GA, we guide you through the 12 Steps of Degeneracy Recovery (don’t worry, relapse is basically the point), building diamond hands and heavier bags while supporting each other in the grand pursuit of… more gains.
The $GANON token is your badge of membership, a symbol of your commitment to both degeneracy and the community. Every time you moon or get rugged, $GANON is there to remind you that gains are fleeting, but memes are eternal.
So whether you are a Solana memecoin degen, or your heart belongs to Polygon, zkSync, Eclipse, Cosmos, Pryzm or any other chain..
You are one of us.
Join us, Gains Anonymous is for the real degenerates.
No chain left behind
We don’t discriminate
We don’t care which chain is your home, you are still a part of the family. If you can’t find any GAnons on your chain, be the first, and be the ambassador of the chain.
There is honor in honesty
Only tell the truth
Honor – A word which is rarely used anymore, as most have none.
Your fellow GAnons are your family. Honor your family, and be honest about your intentions, always.
If Gains can be made, share them
Sharing is caring
As GAnons, we are always looking for our next moonshot or $HYPE airdrop. If you find one, tell your fellow GAnons, tell the foundation.
We celebrate the Gains & Loss
Roll with the tides
GAnons are a proud community. We celebrate the Gains and the losses. Big or small, we want to see them. Share them.
Our Campaigns
Join now..
Before it’s too late!
Dive into our campaigns that allows you to secure your future $GANON bag.
Most of our campaigns are completely free to participate in, but a few can require an indirect investment, but all are completely optional to participate in.
PRYZM Airdrop
Most participants in the Pryzm Photons Campaign will be eligible for an allocation.
QuestN Campaign
An allocation for all participants of our QuestN campaign is available.
Mystery Quest
A final allocation for..
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Unlock Community Rewards with $GANON
Get quick answers to your pressing questions and dive deeper into the world of Gains Anonymous.
How do I obtain $GANON?
By participating in our current and upcoming events, or by being awarded from previous activities on different ecosystems.
How can I buy $GANON tokens?
You can’t, not yet at least. If you wish to buy some, it will be possible after TGE.
What are the benefits of holding $GANON?
Holding $GANON unlocks exclusive rewards and perks from several partners in the degen world of crypto. It is also a symbol of status within our own ranks.
How do I earn GAnon Chips?
By being a GA Member, which requires you to hold either the “OG GA Membership” Chip, or by holding the standard “GA Membership” Chip.
12 Steps for GAnons
We provide a 12-step program to guide (or enable) your journey deeper into crypto degeneracy:
- We admitted Gains ruled our lives and our FOMO was out of control.
- We believed a 100x pump could save us—if only we timed it right.
- We handed our trading over to “Number Go Up,” praying for moonshots instead of rugs.
- We listed all our rug pulls and leverage fails, accepting how deep we were in degen territory.
- We confessed our sins on Crypto Twitter, because if you don’t tweet it, it didn’t happen.
- We became ready to fix our degen ways—right after one more YOLO trade.
- We asked Gains Anonymous to keep us sane, so we’d stop chasing every green candle.
- We noted every time we sold too early (or too late), and vowed to do better… eventually.
- We made amends to our wallets by not FOMO-buying every new memecoin—just most of them.
- We tracked our trades honestly, and when we messed up, we admitted, “We should’ve HODLed.”
- We looked to our fellow degens in Gains Anonymous for guidance, memes, and moral support.
- Having survived numerous bull and bear cycles, we carried the Gains Anonymous gospel to all lost degens—and repeated as needed.